Tuesday, 24 August 2010

3D Pregnancy Hazard

US military man Erick Johnson came home from a stint in Iraq to find his wife Jennifer was pregnant. She claimed this had happened because she watched a 3D pornographic film. The Johnsons are white, but the baby turned out to be black. Jennifer explained that this was because she had been ogling a black porn star. The husband actually accepted her explanation. "With today's technology," he said, "anything is possible."

No it’s not.
That’s why we have the word, ‘Impossible’.

Still, it’s reassuring to know that the standards required to enter the US military are so high.