Tuesday 6 March 2012

Fatal Blow to Independence #5,888,339


Queen of the hooter hammocks, Michelle Mone, says that she will move her generous bosom and unbounded ego to England if the people of Scotland exercise their democratic right to secede from the union. Last year she was leaving the UK if her taxes went up. Why she doesn’t want to move to China, where 89% of her workforce are to be found is because there is, undoubtedly, a greater demand for her wares amongst the diddies at Westminster