Friday, 26 March 2010

Cock of the North

'Man Assaulted Officer With Penis' the headline read.

But alas the image of plod being pummelled by a massive pecker was cruelly crushed. 
The story was about a drunken Lithuanian in Aberdeen who tried to strike a WPC on the head with his penis when she was called out to a disturbance at his flat. 
She did get of the way in time.