Election Bollocks # 2

After a week away from the hustings I’m glad to see nothing’s changed.

The Tories still have problems with Christians who still have problems with homosexuals.

Labour still has problems with remembering what actually happened in the past.

And everything is seemingly Nick Clegg’s fault.

Two Tory local election candidates got the boot after launching an attack on John Prescott. Failing to reach Fat Bob, they settled for assaulting two nearby women.

Then there was the BNP fall out with Marmite which led to an outbreak of knee-jerking nonsense from their equally ludicrous left-wing counterparts. Although with Nick Clegg now being the country’s leading Nazi, Nick Griffin seems to have got away with it. 

Then there was Gordon.

Some of the smaller parties really have to get their act together.