Woman Bites Man - After Being Called Fat

A woman in Lincoln, Nebraska was arrested on suspicion of felony assault after she bit a chunk off a guy’s right ear after being called “fat”.

The guy had been at a party when an argument broke out. And when he suggested that 21-year-old Anna Godfrey might be eating too much he quickly regretted it.

The chunk of ear was not found.

Make up your own punch-line.